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The Day where it All started

Before i tell you all what actually happen at that time, I should tell you that i live in India and here things are quiet different. So it was my first of 9th Class and i just finished my 1st TV Series [FRIENDS] in the holidays and i was excited to use all the Sarcasm and all the jokes in real and class 9th in a bit different from the previous classes, so i was all packed up with my stuff to fight the 9th standard with using my sarcasm and jokes as my defense and as i enter the class room i see there is this one guy who is actually jumping on the bench and shouting, and scared the hell out of me and there is a bunch of guys with a invisible tattoo on their face that is "We are Cool" and with my super power i was able to see the tattoo and there's this girl my crush but the rudest crush in the history of crushes.
.So, i choose the first seat because you know my confidence is tearing the roof and now the bell is gone so everyone is in the classroom no new student and as the teacher enters the classroom, i start showering in my own sweat because this is the Mathematics teacher from the 8th standard, and all my pranks of 8th standard starts flashing in my brain because i hate this teacher and all i did in my 8th class is to irritate this teacher until she throw out of the class.
I was all sweating and 1st period and this teacher enters the room means, she is going to be our class teacher for the whole year and from the reference of FRIENDS i started shouting in my head "Why god! WHY!" and after a pat on my shoulder from behind told me to shut up because i was not shouting in my head and at that moment i knew i fucked up, so basically in short i successfully survived that day of school by the shit happen at the end outside of school there was this guy name "Ashish" was trying to impress girls by roasting a nerd and the girl he was trying to impress was my crush and all the jokes were too-easy-to-counterback so i decided to get in there and rescue that nerd and impress my crush and it was very easy for me and the moment i got in front of them i started by making a counter on the behalf of that nerd and then as i state my 1st comeback my crush started laughing and it was unbelievable for me and the suddenly i heard a voice in my head for the very first time and it said "BYE", yes just these to alphabets and suddenly i got scared and starting to sweat and  it was like my whole defense mechanism drop off and i was not able to think any other counter and all i did was just stand there and watching the wanna be cool Ashish roasting me in front of that nerd and my crush. I went back home and i was not upset at all, in fact i was curious about that voice, the power of that voice stopped me from thinking my counter and stopped me from doing anything and passing an awkward smile. But by the time i reached my home i knew it that if that voice has so much power to shut my whole system up that means it can also run the whole system in a more sarcastic and power full way.

TO BE CONTINUED.....
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